thank u for my life. ill be talking more in terms of like. modern aus since. well.

-Menelaus is normally really gentle with those around him, but Paris annoys him like nobody else does, so he can get a bit rough.

-Paris, in turn, just really likes pushing his buttons for the same of getting his attention.

-Their enemies to lovers dynamic is more of a rivals to lovers dynamic cuz they’re always trying to one-up each other even when it’s completely unnecessary

-Menelaus bi, Paris gay. Menelaus LOVED Helen, at some point, Paris thought he liked her, at some point.

-Slow-burn falling for each other in every universe in my head.

-I refuse to villainize Helen. More than anything else, she gets to the point where she just understands them both and eventually understands that it isn’t about her at all.