“YOU’RE NOT LIKE ME, I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I’M NOT WHO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO” AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE THEY DO!
they’re a chronic please-and-thank-you kinda guy.
We swore that death will do us part, they’ll call our crimes a work of art.
pirate au boomer content because I LOVE my batshit peepaws. they are fucking married. they are war criminals, they are lunatics, they are clinically insane and they are never going to die.
- Anonymous:
how is the blood hierarchy different? what blood color is tommy????? PLS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!
OK IVE THOUGHT ABT THIS SO MUCH. For NeMeico, there is an abundance of both land and sea-dwellers throughout the spectrum, so any blood color could be either land or sea-dweller. BUT! FOR SEADWELLERS the hierarchy is SWITCHED.
So land dwelling fuschia-bloods are RAREST, making them highbloods on land, but in the sea they are QUITE common, making them lowbloods. And the opposite is true for Rusts in the sea! On land, they are COMMON and so they are lowbloods, but under the sea, they are RARE which makes them highbloods.
So. That being said (all blood colors under the cut:)
- Anonymous:
HELLO YOU'VE COMBINED MY TWO INTERESTS OF HLVRAI AND HOMESTUCK I AM YELLING. What do you think Benrey and Gordon's classpects are???
HAHSHSH HI YES. Ok. Jazz hands.
I would have drawn the entire team if i had the designs for them ready (im gonna do a lineup soon!) but for posterity’s sake:
tommie colata: witch of hope
harold coomer: seer of time
bubbie [redacted]: thief of space
darnol pepper: mage of blood
forzen: heir of doom
gman: lord of time
who taught him how to sign that
pirate au sodashipping because i AM capable of drawing ships besides frenrey 💛🧡 lil pirate au fun fact of the day: darnold made tommy his hat :)
WE USED TO BE BEST FRIENDS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
pirate au side character time actually. i drew forzen and i was like this is weird. he’s just standing there. made this into a mini lineup instead. LOL
the gman design isnt mine its based on the design someone on instagram made for the fic theyre writing for my pirate au (WHICH HEHEHE IS SOOO GOOD SO FAR U GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW. hasnt been posted yet tho sorry.)