“Well I think that I’ve gotta go and I don’t know why / But I need you to promise that you won’t cry / ‘Cause you’ll be fine, and so will I / So just let the thought of me die.”
“We’re like peach tea, goin’ through a silly straw!”
“YOU’RE NOT LIKE ME, I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I’M NOT WHO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO” AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE THEY DO!
they’re a chronic please-and-thank-you kinda guy.
My commissions are open!
All of these have limited slots.
DM me if you’re interested! You can visit my commission carrd for more info, or if you can’t commission me, consider buying me a coffee! Link to the carrd and my ko-fi on my pinned post (or on the reblog to this post in a minute.)
Reblogs appreciated! ✨💖
We swore that death will do us part, they’ll call our crimes a work of art.
pirate au boomer content because I LOVE my batshit peepaws. they are fucking married. they are war criminals, they are lunatics, they are clinically insane and they are never going to die.
- Anonymous:
THE SWAPED HIERACRVHY IDEA IS SO COOL!!!!! TTHAT RULES :O
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Aaaah!!! One of my favorite things to do when I do these aus is world-building and I usually start with the caste hierarchy and how I can mix it up or make it my own. The swapped structure is one of my favorites I got to brainstorm and I thought it would work SO well for this au in particular. Especially when it comes to character dynamics :D So so many ideas!
to kinda prattle on about this, i mentioned that i sorta stole this idea from myself. i have a session with a friend where we both came up with and use a swapped hierarchy and its FUN and great and I love it. im gonna show off some fantroll stuff under the cut just for fun!
- Anonymous:
HELLO YOU'VE COMBINED MY TWO INTERESTS OF HLVRAI AND HOMESTUCK I AM YELLING. What do you think Benrey and Gordon's classpects are???
HAHSHSH HI YES. Ok. Jazz hands.
I would have drawn the entire team if i had the designs for them ready (im gonna do a lineup soon!) but for posterity’s sake:
tommie colata: witch of hope
harold coomer: seer of time
bubbie [redacted]: thief of space
darnol pepper: mage of blood
forzen: heir of doom
gman: lord of time
who taught him how to sign that
pirate au sodashipping because i AM capable of drawing ships besides frenrey 💛🧡 lil pirate au fun fact of the day: darnold made tommy his hat :)