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  • Anonymous:

    frog pat anon again! does pat have any “silly” (like, things other people would think are silly. like being afraid of bugs or something) fears? if so are they irrational or did they come from a bad experience?

  • yea ❤️ pat is scared of a bird possibly shitting on his head so he side steps to avoid birds flying over him and just avoids walking under birds in general if he can help it. also when ppl sneeze or cough near him he stiffens up. 

  • Anonymous:

    okokok i knOw patroclus is a dog person. But do they like frogs.. Please i must know. also it is an honor to match pronouns with THE patroclus of opus.,.,,. i cant believe he/they patroclus is canon in the iliad! way ahead of its time ❤️

  • I have NEVER gotten an ask that has so completely just GOTTEN me on an emotional level. And as a frog lover myself, I want to say YES. Patroclus fucking LOVES frogs. They are an animal lover. He and Achilles would catch frogs together as kids. After it rains, they’d splash in puddles and go to ponds to look for the froggies. It is what it is.

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  • Anonymous:

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  • Anonymous:

    hi!!!! i love that bill and ted au you have and i was wondering if there's any more things you can tell us about it?

  • wowww hey! yeah sure! i can tell you some of the stuff that’s been bouncing around my head: 

    -Everything up to BJ is the same except B n T end up becoming tv show hosts for this kids show. They had an excellent adventure thru time, they had a most BOGUS journey, but at the end of bogus journey they land this sweet little gig as children’s tv show hosts for their very own show and so starts their destiny to bring peace to the universe. 

    -The most important lesson they try to teach is the same as their slogan at the end of every show: Be excellent to each other, be excellent to yourself, and party on, lil dudes :]

    -They respect the kids as people! Learn as much from the kids as the kids learn from them! They’re still the same dummies we know and love, they’re just trying to make sure kids turn out alright too!

    -ALL the kids are simply called lil’ dudes.

    -Bill and Ted-isms are in every aspect of the show. The Wyld Stallyn is like a mascot… They sing a lot of songs, integrate a ton of different genres, bring in guests from different times! Imagine the end of Excellent Adventure but like in a formatted for kids style show where they’re simultaneously learning and teaching…

    -Death is a special guest on occasion :D the kids call him Mr. Death. Often you’ll find Bill asking him “Why so grumpy, Mr. Death dude!”

    -Johanna and Liz are also in the show’s band :] Of course. Keyboard and Drums! Part of skits! 

    -Bill and Ted aren’t dating (not yet), but throughout the course of running this show together, it is obvious they’re pretty much in love with each other. Lots of mutual pining, as is the usual. 

    -Billie and Thea absolutely make appearances further down the line >:]